
I · THE OBJECT · BRITISH MUSEUM
The Portland Vase
Two layers of glass carved like a shell cameo, depicting a scene scholars still cannot agree on. Then a visitor smashed it, and three generations of conservators have tried to put it back together.
19 MAR 2026
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

I · THE OBJECT · BRITISH MUSEUM
Two layers of glass carved like a shell cameo, depicting a scene scholars still cannot agree on. Then a visitor smashed it, and three generations of conservators have tried to put it back together.
II · THE IDEA · ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
A 70-billion-parameter model stored in 16-bit floats needs 140 gigabytes of memory. Store the same weights in 4 bits and it fits in 35. The question is what breaks first.

III · THE WORK · ART HISTORY
Called a fertility goddess for over a century, the figure displays breasts, belly, and intricately carved hair or headdress — but no face, no feet, and arms that trail into nothing.